In our second year touring, we got a little more ambitious and visited France, Germany, The Czech Republic, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia and Italy!
- Welcome Home – Meet the Jobsworths! – how we model guests were evicted!
- Vacationing in Verwood – we model guests continue by putting our host in hospital…
- Too Much Cock? A Wiggle to Wellington – a double entendre; & it’s HUGE!
- A Slice of Lancashire Life – a doggy drama & a dental departure!
- Operation Overload – A Caravan Catastrophe! – Axl Rows & a delayed departure!
- Fandangles in France – High Drama on the High Seas! – an ‘Optimism’ of octogenarian windsurfers requires rescue!
- “Auray or Bust” – An Exercise in Combative Cycling for 80-Year Olds! – pedal with pensioners & see if you too can get into a fight!
- Break for the Border; 1st Stop – Radon, Normandy. – boys behaving badly & creepy crevettes convince us that there is a French word for ‘entrepreneur’!
- Break for the Border – NE France; Sézanne to Vilsberg – want to experience adrenaline? Drive a large caravan around Paris!
- Vilsberg to Heidelberg – Tales of the Unexpected in Germany – we cross the Rhine into a land of traffic jams, disregard of H&S and flexibility with rules!
- Don’t Try to Park a Van in Heidelberg – Planck and Scotty disagree on ‘Ye cannae change the laws of Physics.’ But Physics still dictates that you can’t park a van!
- Heidelberg – Uffenheim – Ferry Across the Neckar! – take your caravan rafting!
- A Fairytale of Rothenburg ob der Tauber – GOB – Get Onyer Bucketlist!
- Dog on the Rhine – Bacharach;
- “Frankly my Dear…” – A DAM BIG SURPRISE at Edersee National Park
- “Dogs Off The Lead Vill Be Shot!” – Hainich National Park
- Pups on SUPs! Experiencing Nature & Discovering History in Saale-Unstrut
- The Colditz Story – you saw the film, played the game; now visit Oflag IV-C with us!
- The Saxon Swiss National Park – GOB (Get Onyer Bucketlist!)
- Confessions of a Railway Addict – too much train – there IS such as thing!
- “Dogs Off The Lead Vill NOT be Shot! – a QUIET site & walk from Porchdorf.
- That’s Not The Way (to do it) – The Unconquered Fortress, The Home of Mr Punch & The Birth of Free Climbing.
- Social Shame, Storms & A Sitting! – sold out by my husband!
- THE BIG WALK – Uttewalder Grund & Basteibrucke – a lost world – in more ways that one – as we take in the BEST sights in Saxon Switzerland.
- NAKED in the Polenztal – Our Last Walk in Saxon Switzerland
- Schmilka with Gurnot – A Lasting Memory of Saxon Switzerland
The Czech Republic
- Czeching In to the Czech Republic – we head for Austria – but decide to turn left!
- South Bohemian Rhapsody – Český Krumlov – a medieval gem that should definitely be on your bucket list!
- There’s No Welcome in the Hillsides – Altausee, Austria. – how we got evicted from Austria!
- Camping Temel Altausee – A Musical Campsite Review – we wrote a song about it!
- Escape from Austria – to ‘The Most Beautiful River in the World’– overtaken by a bicycle as we towed over the Predel Pass; one of the world’s ‘Dangerous Roads’!
- A Picturesque Pet Shop Run; Kranjska Gora, Triglav & The Vršič Pass – another of the world’s Dangerous Roads. Even without a caravan, we still had trouble with a bike!
- Walks Into Our View – Soča River, Slovenia – two wrongs don’t make a right, but two rights do make a left… Lost again, heading up to a 1222m peak!
- Krk Here, Star Date 11709.1 – we pitch up on the Island of Krk, Croatia at the end of the holiday-and-discount-dental-repair-season.
- Krk to Enterprise – & Naughty, Naked Nudity! – inappropriate behaviour in the altogether!
- Can You Perfect a Pun at Punat? Island of Krk, Croatia – bad puns; its just how eye roll!
- On Garda! A Month in a Caravan at Torbole, Lake Garda – even getting there requires a caravan manoeuvring masterclass!
- The Best Anniversary Present EVER! Lake Garda – see how far Mark will go beyond the call of duty to declare his love…
- A Life Lesson Learned on a 3000ft Cliff – Via Ferrata Michielli Strobel – Mark & I go for a daunting dangle in the Dolomites!
- A Gad on Garda – ‘The Functional Walk’ along the Sarca River – we discover the secret behind Italian elegance!
- Gallivanting on Garda – A Few of the Fab Four’s Favourites! – Goethe & Galleons; a walk along a 4000-year old road.
- Zen and the Art of Caravan Maintenance – From Garda to Gressoney; we discover a fail safe approach to problem solving!
- Riots in Calais, Torrents on the Thames & The Long Drive Back to Long Pants – an uneventful journey home!
- Back in Britain; a Fidose of Reality – Part 1 – our home comings are never without incident – & this was the worst yet!
- Back in Britain; a Fidose of Reality – Part 2 – New Year, new start. But the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune were not done with us…!
Our 5 Minutes of Fame!
- World Wide Walkies ‘From Calais to Slovenia’ – featured by Eurotunnel Le Shuttle
- Dogs ‘n Dracula – Our Romance with Romania – featured by Dog Friendly Magazine