Operation Overload – A Caravan Catastrophe!

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06:00 in torrential rain. Our EVENTUAL departure for Normandy.

A Caravan Catastrophe, a Delayed Departure & some Emergency Extinguishing!

We were on the way out of the door because we had just received a phone call; “Your caravan is ready to collect from its service.”

The second phone call, ten minutes later, informed us “Your caravan is unfit to drive.”

The word ‘axle’ was mentioned, as were the words “it is your fault and not covered under warranty.”

That was the bad news. Along with “And so we are homeless!” of course!Continue reading “Operation Overload – A Caravan Catastrophe!”

A Slice of Lancashire Life

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“Bring me Sunshine” – Eric Morcambe. One of Lancashire’s famous sons.

“There’s nowhere to turn round once you’re on the drive until you get to the field and that’s waterlogged. There’s no hard standing and the drive is only the width of Mike’s car.”Continue reading “A Slice of Lancashire Life”

Too Much Cock? A Wiggle to Wellington

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We wiggled through beautiful Dorset – here is the white horse at Osmington.

Is it Possible to Have Too Much Cock? We investigate an outbreak of Double Entendre in Somerset. It was HUGE!

“You can’t leave! You’re part of the furniture and you’re model campers!” I wondered whether the wardens of Verwood Camping and Caravanning Club Site knew how pleased and relieved The Jobsworths had been to see the back of us!Continue reading “Too Much Cock? A Wiggle to Wellington”