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Fandangles in France – High Drama on the High Seas!

Last Wednesday, it was Britain’s hottest day since the heatwave of 1976. At 06:30, as we departed for the ferry, it rained. A lot. On the ferry it rained. A lot. And en route, a lot. We seemed to have exported British rain to Brittany, but at least it’s rain with roulade rather than rosbiff!Continue reading “Fandangles in France – High Drama on the High Seas!”

Operation Overload – A Caravan Catastrophe!

A Caravan Catastrophe, a Delayed Departure & some Emergency Extinguishing! We were on the way out of the door because we had just received a phone call; “Your caravan is ready to collect from its service.” The second phone call, ten minutes later, informed us “Your caravan is unfit to drive.” The word ‘axle’ wasContinue reading “Operation Overload – A Caravan Catastrophe!”

Too Much Cock? A Wiggle to Wellington

Is it Possible to Have Too Much Cock? We investigate an outbreak of Double Entendre in Somerset. It was HUGE! “You can’t leave! You’re part of the furniture and you’re model campers!” I wondered whether the wardens of Verwood Camping and Caravanning Club Site knew how pleased and relieved The Jobsworths had been to seeContinue reading “Too Much Cock? A Wiggle to Wellington”